Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should therefore be regarded as a criminal offense.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

A programmer is a device for turning coffee into code.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.

I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year.

640K ought to be enough for anybody.